Last night, I randomly decided to go to a Christmas party. It was a group of friends I was never really close to and I haven't seen in years. I've kept in touch (sorta) through facebook and email, but...anyways, I'm talking with the two out of three people I actually knew there, and a dude came in and announced someone left their lights on. "Bummer for them," I thought, and kept on chatting away. A little while later, they said, "It's a Lexus. Tan. License plate dah-de-dah-dah." And all I thought was, "Not me. No Lexus for me..."
Back story: I'm driving Dann's car while he is in Cali. Its a Lexus. The lights turn on and off automatically. Except that if you don't push the little "Lock" button on the remote, they don't turn off. They stay on. Until the battery is dead. I never lock my doors. I drive a car that is held together by duct tape... seriously... why would I bother locking the doors? That might stop someone from stealing it. And if someone wants to take my duct tape car (Lovingly nicknamed Ducky by my brother.) I don't want to stop them. It barely even crossed my mind to push that little button.
I left the party early. As I walked out, down the hill a little to where I parked my car, I saw the very dim lights of a Lexus. Right. Where. My. Car... Dannngit!
Now, I'm going to have to walk back into that party and tell people that I was that dumb. Only, I didn't want to. I had the thought that I would just curl up in the trunk and stay the night. Apparently, I have a lot more common sense than I used to have, because I didn't do it. I called my mom instead. I hoped she'd laugh at me enough to give me the courage to walk back in. Instead, she told me they weren't too far away, and they'd come jump me. My heroes!
The combination of new-fangled cars confused us for a second, but Mel is a genius, so no one got electrocuted. And the best part? They came fast enough that no one from the party knew I left my lights on, forgot what car I drove, and completely killed the battery. Phew. All those people that don't know me will still think I'm smrt... if they ever think about me at all...
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Not my Ducky
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My front headlight is held on with duct tape. I highly recommend the stuff.ReplyDelete
We went to a dinner at a ski resort to honor Robyn for being teacher of the year. We parked in the parking lot and took a shuttle up to where the dinner was. Apparently when we got on the shuttle there was a couple parked next to us that waited for the next shuttle. When they got to the lodge they found us and let us know our lights were on.ReplyDelete
We had to take the shuttle back to the parking lot so we could turn off our lights and then take the shuttle back up to the lodge. I really didn't want to do it, but I also really didn't want to have to jump our car at the end in the freezing cold.
I enjoyed saving you, it was very fun! We should have adventures more often! Love you!ReplyDelete